“me and my girl got a few sex vids we filmed using her laptop which is shit but it is what it is. I’m about 11 inches fully hard and she takes it like a champ these days. We broke up for like three months one time and she came crawling back when she found out just how small the average dick is out there. We are both 21 btw.”
Every time this guy gets hard he must take a little damage to the brain from lack of blood flow. At this rate he’s probably got about 10 years left to live, which is enough to make sure this tig bittied hoe is ran through so thoroughly that she’ll start showing up on spelunking apps as an abandoned mineshaft. Take the $20 I sent you and buy a better laptop.
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
