“yo you ever see a girls belly button do this? lol i must got a big dick or something haha i didnt know a footlong was a problem. btw this was a few yars back but we hooked up after every post game party even tho she had some guy back in her home town she couldnt resist the call of the big black dong, best years of my life, if id had known i would have done an onlyfnas”
I’m guessing you fulfilled your dream of becoming an astronaut and that’s why Onlyfans is off the table? This spirit squad size queen certainly fulfilled something in her uterus – a dick shouldn’t go that deep and the Good Lord knows it. Digging too deep is what got the dwarves in The Hobbit in trouble, we should all know better by now.

(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)


