“throwback to 2015 when I was dating this cute 95lb korean kindergarten teacher while teaching there post college. she wold call it her big size kimbap and would do shots of soju just so she could take it better. I left after a year to pursue my actual career but i do look back sometimes and miss those nights and wonder what she’s up to these days.”
Teaching ESL in Korea is a double-edged sword. On one hand the pay is low and there really is no career growth possible. On the other hand, your dick will stay wet with pussy since the girls there are eager to experiment with dicks bigger that are actually than their lipstick tubes (average erect Korean penis is just over 4″). Having an average cock in Korea makes you a top-tier sex magnet; having an actual big dick means you’re a fucking God with an absolute mandate to ruin their pussies.

(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)


