“Me in 2020 just before Covid hit and fucked everything up fucking the stars and stripes out this cute pv3 in Fayettenam NC. Met her at a barracks party and whipped my footlong out on a dare and she fell in love but she still couldnt handle it for shit, it was fun though and she even got put on a pt waiver cause of abdominal pain. no clue where she at now cause my insta got hacked but i got out end of 2020 and moved back to CO so who knows, probably found some other big dick nigga to squeeze.”
First off, thank you for your service. Cramming a big slab of meat into a container too small to handle it is a tough and brave job, and you should be commended for your tireless efforts. And yeah, Covid sucked, but it probably beat having her insides repositioned by an XXL summer sausage from Food Lion. Hoo-ah!
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
