“yoooooo this dumb bitch fucked both my friends in exchange for about a months worth of kush like wtf brooo lol she was on sumthin stg i would have joined but i dont want no std lol”
When M.A.D. told me that pot was bad for health, I thought they were overreacting – I had no idea that a little weed could result in someone’s uterine wall getting perforated. How the hell did she survive this?!
(yeah, you can download it free! I’m a cool guy, right?)
