“A guy who went to the same highschool with my gf (and who barely knew her) randomly sent her this vid of him fucking some poor girl and was like “wyd right now” and of course she came straight to me and we actually had a good laugh at it and she blocked him but seriously dude wtf? Who tries to hook up with a girl by sending her a video of you fucking someone else??? Yeah he’s got a big dick so what, apparently he’s a fucking idiot. And to the poor girl in the video well I hope you know he’s sending it to people he hasn’t seen or spoken to in years.”
Christ, how do you even survive a dicking like that? A bruised cervix is the minimum amount of damage here, we’re talking bruised stomach, spleen, lungs, etc.! Also, you sure he barely knew your girl? I’d be asking some questions, that’s all.
