“lauderdale springbreak crazy this year, tons of bitches as per usual but police were over the top this year like damn let some people have some fun it looking like nazi germany or some shit. I got my dick wet every day and twice in one day but this little ho was the funnest cause earlier she was like nah too big will hurt too much but then by the end of the night she had change her mind which is hilarious cause some other dude was def looking to hit but i guess she chose me!”
It’s that time of year again where white college girls and professional astronauts swarm the beaches of Florida and poor decisions are made. “Lunchtime Carla” understood the rules and seemingly knew that there’s such a thing as too big, but “One Bottle of Tito’s Vodka Carla”? Wrecked.
