“from a couple years ago vid that went kind of viral on campus. Most of the girls who came over for study abroad exchange program were super hot, but they always went for fucking black guys either football or basketball and pretty much looked down on everyone else. This girl was from Denmark and was in like half of my classes and I had the biggest crush on her until I saw this video and even then I jerked off to it way more than i should have.”
It used to be that black people didn’t go to college, so no one had to worry about competing against penises thicker than the Intro to Calculus books. Girls from overseas are almost always hot, (because they haven’t spent years downing cheezewhiz and cheerwine) but when they come to America they want the full snowbunny experience. Getting dicked down by the British Broadcasting Corporation is part of their itinerary before returning home and marrying some chess player.
