“say hello to my little snowbunny thot i been fucking since last year, she’s a sophomore here and i’ve been training her to take my bbc for months. At this point she can usually get it down pretty deep, such as this video she at about 10 inches and i can feel my head getting into her esophogus. When we started fuckin wit each other she couldnt take half of it but she straightened out now. honestly tho im thinkin bout dumpin her ass at the end of the month cause i like to see them struggle more and i like those first few weeks after they been introduced to my big dick n how they whole personality seem to change n shit so im gonna find someone new lol”

You know what they say, “the ass is always tighter on the other side.” How you gonna Tommy Gunn her like that bro? She’s spent many a night suppressing her gag reflex and stretching her pussy when she should have been studying, and all she’ll have to show for it is a wizard’s sleeve of a vagina and the sword-swallowing skills of Edith Clifford.

“matched her on Tinder and warned her in advance i got a 9 inch cock and she said she could handle it so i said we’ll see. Tore that pussy up and then she said she didnt think we were physically compatible like no shit bitch i tried to warn you”

“UPDATE: hey i kid you not but as soon as i sent you that vid she messaged me asking if i wanna hang out this weekend so i guess she’s coming back for round 2 😉”

Her generation is the same one that was eating tide pods back in 2013 when they were kids, so I understand why she ignored the warning and went through with taking on a dick clearly a few inches too big for her. The fact that she’s going to come back for a second pounding tells me that pussy is ruined now. She’ll never go back to average.

“every weekend in beijing i go to one of these language exchange events where chinese meet foreigners to practice chinese and english and 2/3 times i’ll hook up with a girl after and introduce her to sum real dick. always 10 or so ppl do drinks after and when I play my cards right i take a bitch home same night like this one”

Since you’re doing language exchange, it might be a good idea to impart on these girls the following useful English phrases:
-biting off more than you can chew
-trying to fit a baseball bat inside a garden hose
-stretched out like Gumby in a torture rack

That poor pussy is going to need a whole Chinese new year to recover from having its elasticity ruined like Taco Bell just ruined chicken nuggets (discontinued after only 1 month? C’mon.)

“dated this sexy young thai girl in Pattaya in 2018 when I lived there. she was a free spirit kind of girl and she loved to party but she wasn’t a bar girl or anything she lived with her parents and went to uni and she just had a thing for foreigners and our sex life was great and she clearly enjoyed my very average british cock which is an honest 15cm very standard, but she said it was big (which it would be by thai standards) and she had a 18cm purple dildo we would play with some nights and you know it was a healthy sex life and a very sexy time but i knew it wasn’t a real serious relationship and I had no intention of sticking around thailand after my year was up and she knew that and was fine with it and we were just having fun.

While clubbing one night we me this black guy, I’ll call him Mac, who was hitting on her until I stepped in and told him she was taken but we ended up hitting it off and hanging out more, he off handedly mentioned he had a big dick and I’m thinking sure that’s what all the black guys here say, but Amara was curious and we talked it over and eventually decided to have a threesome. I asked Mac how big he was cause of course I didn’t want her getting hurt and he said he was about 18 cm which I thought was perfect because it was the same size as the purple dildo and not all that much bigger than me to be honest so we set it up and went out that evening and got a bit pissed on Lao khao and god knows what else and got a cheap hotel room in Pattaya and I’m not sure if Mac had been misleading or if it was a misunderstanding but when he whips it out it’s 18cm FLACCID and it grows to some unfathomable length but she’s too fucked up to care and we go through with it.

At first it was a bit brutal and there was a lot of her getting used to it, I went limp as a rope and it was just Mac fucking her relentlessly. about ten minutes in I think I might should record this just in case something bad happens. Sometimes I can’t help but think we got played but it is what it is. ended up going to the clinic on account of her abdomin pain but the doc said everything was fine and to just take it easy on the rough sex and she was fine a few days later.

We do still keep in touch on occasion via email and last I heard she had recently graduated and had a job at her dad’s company, dating some Canadian guy for two years on. Cheers.“

Cute girls like this are the reason men go to war, and here you are giving her away for free to a man who has ruined more pussies than the Mr. Hankey XXL Dildo. Fellas, I keep telling you, if you’re sharing your girl with someone, you have to vet them. As for this vid, for the love of God don’t let her new boyfriend see it.

“smashing the sexiest girl in school, all the lil cholos are mad af cause she want this bbc n i hook her up, hittin in deeeep, biggest dick got the hottest girl thats the way it is.”

With a personality like that and a shit-eating grin that would give James Franco a run for his money, this guy’s dick must be pulling a lot of weight in this relationship. Smashing it through her pussy walls like the fucking Kool-Aid Man is probably why his dick can bend at those funny angles even when hard. You can tell how much she enjoys having it so deeeep by the way she’s pushing back like low tide at the beach. Just keep your grades up and you can reevaluate your decisions in a few months.

“Recently flew to Beijing on business and decided to have a little fun. Last time I was in China it felt so great to be absolutely worshipped by a girl I hooked up with due to the size of my cock (10 inches, something unheard of there), so I’ve been looking forward to this trip. I had to go through 5 different agencies before a girl agreed to fuck for about $200. They ask you straight up beforehand how big you are, and it seems anything bigger than 7 inches is a no-go for the girls, hence the struggle and the steep price. Thank God this little Chinese princess was up to the task. She struggled to fit about half of it in her mouth but rode it quite well. I took down her info for when I go back next year.”

Sorry to break it to you pal, but once Xi Jinping sees this you’re gonna be on the banned-from-entry list. The last thing the netizens of China want is a big-dicked white devil coming over and ruining their ladies. 

“got a call from my fwb saying her friend never saw a big dick before and didnt believe you could fit a thick big dick and i stg i left work that very minute told my manager i had a family emergency and i drove my ass to her place and she was high af wit her cute friend i dont know what they were on and she was like “my friend wanna see it” so i whipped it out and me n my girl fucked and her friend recorded it and i was hoping her friend would join in but she was too anxious oh well theres always next time”

What the hell are you doing?! Get back there and pump that hot friend full full of bbc! Are you telling me you whipped it out and she didn’t want to experience having her pussy stretched to its limits? Did you try the helicopter spin? Did you promise you’d go “slow” and “only put in half”? Clearly you did something wrong!

“I started dating this girl her freshman year at App State when I was a sophomore (2023). Apparently her ex was a douchebag and found me on instagram and would constantly send me pics of his dick and talk about how much she must miss it. I tried not to let it get to me and I would block him and he’d just create a new account and torment me more. I told her about it and she begged me not to go to the police, which was weird because why is she defending him? Then he sent me this video of him fucking her brains out with his 11 inch dick or whatever and I fucking lost it and went off and said some things to her I probably shouldn’t have but long story short I broke up with her and moved on, but I still think about it and even still have the video which is kind of fucked up if you think about it. For personal reasons I haven’t started dating again but she has a new bf who is probably also getting tormented by her ex who I’m pretty sure she is still fucking when she goes home. Since he’s so happy to send pics of his dick and videos and she’s so happy to not do anything about it I guess it must be fine to put it out there so here ya go!”

Ouch brother, that sucks. The fact that she seemed so nonchalant about it is a huge red flag, so you did the right thing breaking it off! Some girls get a taste of big dick life and there’s just no fixing them afterwards. Stay strong and hopefully you find yourself a girl who hasn’t had the experience of shoving a baseball bat into a garden hose.

“Was dating this freshman girl last semester 2024 and she invited me to her home at the start of xmas break and she didn’t tell her family I was black and they were racist as fuck I could tell they didn’t like me neway took this in her room at her house tryna be quiet so I could fuck. Thsi dumb bitch ended up trying to flush a xxl condom AND WRAPPER down the toilet and it clogged and her dad pulled the condom and wrapper out and they had a huge fight I could hear them yelling at her and I just bounced and called her later n she told me she couldn’t see me nemore cause of her racist ass parents and they took her out of college.”

Who the hell flushes a wrapper down the toilet? See, I knew this bitch was dumb when I saw her “certificate of academic achievement” printouts taped to her wall. As for her parents, they’re not racist, they just don’t like the idea of their daughter getting stuffed by something bigger than her mom’s rolling pin.

This wannabe model has all the essentials of the deluxe “I only date black guys” starter pack.

• phat ass ✔️
• trashy tattoos ✔️
• extensions ✔️
• a pussy that won’t quit ✔️
• and parents at home wondering what went wrong ✔️

At least she’s not 4’10” with her hair pulled back in a bun like so many others. There’s always a reason these girls “date” black guys, and not marry them. This donkey-dicked fwb has as much of a chance of sticking around as the Jacksonville Jaguars do of making it to the Superbowl without Blake Bortles.

“played varsity football with this white boy my senior year n he had a fine ass girlfrind n he was always joking wit me about fucking his girl cuz hed seen how big i was in the locker room n he was just average i guess maybe a lil less than but after we all graduated we hung out more n smoked weed n eventually hooked up n i fucked the hell out his girl n u could see the look of regret on his face. neway that lil bitch ass stole some weed from me so now ima put him n his girl on blast – how that pussy feel now bitch? rekt that shit wide af”

Quarterbacks always pull the hottest girls in school, then the black linebackers steal them. I keep telling you, if you want to keep your girl, don’t let them hook up with a guy whose dick reaches the end zone a yard before he does. It’s clear this girl is feeling the depth of the playbook here as this sad quarterback sack films it all to look back on later once he’s full of regret. The biggest flag on this play is the penalty that pussy is feeling by having too many inches on the field. 🏈

“Been dating this spanish girl for 6 months she’s over here on a student visa and says its like nothing she’s ever felt before, says she loves feeling it in her womb and its like being in heaven and hell at the same time. Only girl I’ve ever been with that can take it all, thinking about putting a ring on it. I’m about 11 inches.”

Do it, bro! Lock that shit down! It’s not like that pussy is good to anyone else now, anyway. Someone needs to write her family and let them know she’s succumbed to the jungle fever and won’t be making it back home in one piece. 

“tell me how lucky we got! rented a beachhouse in myrtle beach for sum fun and right next door a big group of mexican bitches were having a bachelorette party so we vibed with them and chilled teh whole weekend, drank a huge amount of tequila and these girls were crazy, ended up having sex with a few of them one particularly wild night but this one girl wanted a foursome and my boy got in their and even though we all got big ones he is a freak that shits over a foot long and this bitch took it balls deep! I kno she was feeling that shit the next day lol”

In case anyone is wondering why this man is wrapped in a blanket half the time, it’s because most of his blood has moved into that massive cock and there’s little left to keep him warm! There’s nothing hornier than a bunch of latinas on a bachelorette booze fest, and you can just imagine all the empty Hennessey and Tequila bottles floating around. Gotta wonder how many shots she must have taken to be able to handle that third leg like that, damn.

“This snowbunny was in my anatomy class fall semester 24 and we had a group assignment on reproductive organs and the average penis size came up in conversation and i was like “Okay but that’s like half my dick” and she gave me a look and now she comes over at least once a week to play with it, bruh this shit too easy”

Girls with their eyebrows plucked like that are always the ones hooking up with black guys, and an anatomy class on dicks is just a ringer for guys like this. Imagine that convo:

RANDOM STUDENT: I read that the average penis size is approximately 5.5 inches. 🤓
BLACK GUY: Uhhhh muh dick twice that. 😤
ALL THE GUYS IN THE GROUP: 😒🙄
ALL THE GIRLS: 😯😮😨🤩

This ho’s grades will certainly suffer, but hopefully she’ll be able to take more of that pipe by the end of spring semester.

“i work at a cafe in a popular bookstore chain and every summer and winter we get new employees looking for a quick part time job and i get to supervise them and usually end up hooking up as well. For a lot of them it’s their first time experiencing a big dick and its a life changing experience for them.”

Ordering your coffee extra black, thick, and long is sure to get a few weird looks from the baristas, but that’s how this girl likes it. She’s taking that dick like a girl who just got done with her first semester of DEI courses at Portland University – meaning it’s clearly too much for her but damnit, she has to atone for her white guilt!

“i got a big ass dick n i kno how to use it so my gym gets this new worker there for yoga some hot  19 year old on summer break so of course i gotta chat her up n get her insta. she dating some white boy already but i do my favorite move n send her a dick pick n pretend it was the wrong person n apologize n shit n it works every time fastforward two weeks n im making her scream”

I love this guy’s strategy:
STEP 1: Have a ridiculously big dick.
STEP 2: Send dick pics and let them do all the work.

He’s basically Leonardo DiCaprio in Inception but instead of planting that stupid spinning top in that bitch’s mind this guy is planting the fact that he’s got a monstrous dong and then hiding it behind an “accidental send”. This, ladies & gentlemen, is big dick game theory.

Also, only 19 and having a log like that rammed in her guts? Yeesh. Good luck finding something bigger once he moves on to the spinning instructor.

So allegedly the girl in this vid was an emotionally abusive twat who dated this white guy for a year while at the same time was in a relationship with the huge-dicked black guy the next town over. After a year she comes clean and suckers the white guy into a polyamorous relationship with some bullshit explanation about sexuality and “love vs needs” and other nonsense straight out of a modern-day college textbook. The poor guy loves her so he reluctantly stays and shares her with the horse-hung black stud and it slowly tears him apart. I mean, just look at the vid, that girl is getting dug the fuck out. Anyway, depending on who you believe this guy either offed himself or packed his bags and bounced off to Thailand or some other cheap southeast asian country where white cocks matter. Not the happiest ending but this is life. Enjoy.

“My first year at Pitt and all the incoming freshmen got to take a anti-black racism class and there is a group project and me and this girl got paired up and one of the questions was what is a difficulty i have faced as a black male and i joked being hung like a horse scare all the pretty girls away and that weekend we hooked up and i educated her on how to take a big dick. I stg i would text her randomly and be like come over and get this big dick and she’d stop whatever she was doing and come get stretched out. First time was a bitch but she got used to the size and says she likes the hurt.”

Pitt, aka the University of Pittsburgh, mandates a course titled “Anti-Black Racism: History, Ideology, and Resistance” for all incoming freshmen which aims to educate students about the history of anti-Black racism and encourage anti-racist practices. These places of “high learning” have pounded into the heads of these poor white girls that their race is a problem and they need to do what they can to pay the black man back, even if it means stretching their holes wider than George Floyd’s nostrils. Years later she’ll look back and realize she was duped, but until then I guess it’s open season on her and all white college girls.

“ata friends new year party last week wit my crazy ass girlfriend n we drinkin n vibin after the countdown n i get a text saying like come to the upstairs bedroom and my gf in there makin out with this sloppy yt bitch n i said whats up n she said she was dtf cause her ex was black so i whipped it out and her eyes went wide i guess her ex was one of them lame ass niggas with yt boi blood in the ancestry cause she said mine was huge like a 12 inch ruler i said naw bitch aint that big but it 9 inches for sure n we flipped that bitch and gave her a real bbc hope her ex see this shit”

On the 8th day the Good Lord fashioned two more heavenly creations: girl inches and sloppy yt bitches.
You can blame the first on her less-endowed ex who likely inflated his measurement to fit the bill for what’s expected from a black guy, probably said his 5.5 inch pecker was a solid 8, so when this new year’s reveler whipped out 9 inches she had to do some remedial math. Fellas, get you a girl like this man has, one who will lay the ground game snatchin’ up hoes so you can just come up and fuck when it’s time. As for this hollowed out thot, your first new year’s resolution should be to find a dick you can accommodate more than half of.

“Picked this korean bitch up at a club in hongdae she almost didn’t go through with it and said she was scared when she saw it. I’m 11.5 inches long and usually in korea that’s too big and they run scared but i guess the soju made her brave enough to take it. Guarantee you that pussy is claimed now, aint no one gonna fill her up like that again and if they try they’ll be bouncing off those pussy walls cause that shit is gutted.”

Koreans need to learn that if they want to embrace black culture (rap, hiphop, gangsta, etc.) then they’d better be prepared to lose more and more girls to big dicked thugs like this one. White guys have it bad enough trying to compete with these footlong dongs, asian boys don’t stand a chance! Imagine being a korean and finding out your university crush hooked up with a cock that was 3-4 times bigger than yours. Korea is cooked!

“so basically me, my girl, and this girl hooked up prom night senior year of high school and had a sort of threesome fling throughout the summer but then she went to college and got new friends and a boyfriend n i figured that was that but over christmas break she reached out to my girl to hang out and have a girls night n they got caught a buzz and sure enough my phone started goin off. Apparently her sex life was miserable and her bf’s dick was like a thumb n she missed my bbc so i pulled up and took her lil pussy to paradise. My girl recorded but didnt want to be a part of a video in case we ever brak up.”

As Chris Brown so eloquently put it in 2014, “these hoes ain’t loyal!” This idiotic white girl was well on her way to leaving behind whatever podunk ghetto ass town she came from and starting fresh with a path towards higher education, a squeaky clean boyfriend, and new friends & aspirations, but she just couldn’t resist the feeling of getting stretched out by 9 inches of thick christmas sausage. It’s clear that she’s addicted to bbc at this point, so my advice is to cut this guy out of the picture (he clearly doesn’t care about your public image), let Thumbzilla down easy (say it’s you, not him), then make your way to the nearest JMU football practice and take your pick.

“Attached is my shy but cute gf sucking, fucking, and stroking my 8.5 inch cock. I met her when I was year 11 and she was a year 9, it’s been about 2 years and we filmed this about a year and a half into our relationship. She had only ever been with one other guy before and says she could never go back to a normal sized cock after me.”

For context, year 11 in the UK is like a junior in college, and year 9 a freshman. That said, this lad can thank God for college and thank whatever big-dicked viking raided his ancestor’s village in 980 A.D. and planted the seeds to allow this whopper of a cock to happen. King Henry VIII would need two guillotines for this chav. Watching this girl struggling to swallow and fit just half of his dick is worth her weight in British Pounds. She had to use every ounce of muscle to wrangle that condom on. I haven’t seen a brit get fucked like that since Evelyn got fired from her job as librarian in The Mummy.

I knew this black guy in the Army in Korea who had the biggest dick I’ve ever seen, it was at least 12 inches and as thick as a fuckin’ baseball bat. He had to have fucked every single prostitute on Hooker Hill (and ruined them all in the process). A bunch of places banned him. He’d tell us all about his exploits and he had a video of one girl he fucked that was actually Chinese (the brothels would make chinese girls do whatever since they were essentially sub-human in Korea at the time). I reached out to him on xmas eve to see if he still had the video and HE EMAILED IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY! Guy is a fucking legend.

Watch the end of the vid you’ll see the girl unable to walk and fall down. He said that shit used to happen all the time. He said some girls’ cervixes would open up after getting pounded enough and he’d reach their uterus and they’d pass out from the pain, and otherwise he’d just push as deep as he could and get off on watching them squirm. I swear he was a sadist. 

“How about a vid of me fucking the shit out of a young white girl with my thick 10 inch dick? I’ve been hollowing this girl out for over two years at this point. We met in 2022 at the NAHSE Atlanta BLM event. She was a sophomore in college and was there with friend to show her support for the movement (a lot of yt girls show up to these events and it’s always a good place to get some), and we ended up hooking up that night. Now usually when I fuck a yt girl for the first time one of two things happen, they either realize they’re in over their heads and retreat, end up trying to hide their past and marry some safe-dick yt boy, or they become infatuated with my big black dick and go dick crazy and i ultimately have to cut em off. This girl is a bit different, she likes the pain. As far as I know she’s leading a normal life at college, about to graduate next semester, she got a boyfriend n all is well but when she comes to ATL we hook up and she wilds out on my dick, but she don’t go crazy asking about my other girls, getting married, etc., she is strictly in it for the big D and I am always happy to deliver.”

This donkey-dicked stud has it all figured out. He’s found a girl that’s willing to take a cervical beating from his 10 inch oil piston on the regular with no strings attached. If this girl has a father in her life then I’m Pope Francis. At least he doesn’t cheap out on the hotel room, that’s a nice looking place.

“this my spicy little sidepiece n she a slave to my 12 in dick. call me twice a week when her family go out so i can come over and smash boi that pussy deeeep i go all tha way to tha back of her womb it be pushin her stomach out at tha belly button. thsi bitch jus 1 of 3 i have in tha same apartmet all them hoes be clamoring for this bbc but she the sexy 1”

Hold the phone, did you just use the word “clamoring”? I know for sure they don’t teach such verbosity at Ghetto Tech University, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?! Follow-up question: what happened to the horse after you chopped it’s cock off and attached it to your pelvis!? How is this girl still alive after having her internal organs pushed up into her ribcage? I can only assume that condom is one of the novelty giant ones from Spencer’s.

“this bitch in LA was trying to get an onlyfans going, @oliviadoescali, and did a solo vid where she played with a big black dildo that i guess got a lot of views so she wanted to make a vid of the real thing. She found me through a mutual friend cause of my hung thick nine inch dick, and the deal was that once the vid got her 20 subs, she’d pay me $500 cash. I’m not in it for the money, and she was sexy as fuck so I signed on, she paid for a hotel for one night and set everything up, paid for an std test for me, got me drinks, all that stuff. Fucked her good and deep, and the full length was hurting her too much so as you can see I wasn’t pushing it balls deep (maybe once or twice just to let her know what was up) but still deeper than she’d had before obviously. Got two angles from two cams. Thing is her rich bf found out and flipped out on her, and the vid never got published and her account disappeared. I had my copies tho. I reached out for my money and she blocked me. I don’t even want nothing for them, I just don’t like being done wrong like that just cause her shrimpdick bf got jealous.”

Looking to start an OnlyFans? Follow these simple rules:

1.     Be hot.  ✅
2.     Don’t bite off more than you can chew. ❌
3.     Don’t have a shrimpdick bf who will get jealous. ❌

This dumb blonde probably wanted a little financial freedom that didn’t rely on her wealthy sugardaddy boyfriend, and since her only skills were sucking cock and looking pretty, she decided that OF was the way to go. Her bf should have kept her on a shorter leash. You know what they say, “give them an inch and they’ll take a mile”, or in her case, give her an inch and she’ll take nine.

“when u go to Cancun for spring break u gotta shell out 4 da expensive suite cuz all the cute lil college girls are staying in da cheap ass places 8 to a room so when u invite them to ur suite they always say yes dis lil cutie got her first bbc and it made her day”

Gotta love a good strategist! While all the frat boys are playing beer pong and figuring out who gets the couch and who gets the cot, these fuckers are in 3d chess mode, picking up hotties with the allure of prestige and then wrecking them with that absolute monster c0ck. It’s a brilliant plan, and one that will leave these girls clutching their abdomens like they’ve been punched by the Hulk.

She says that she felt like she was being “split in two” and had to quit! Hey, you can’t blame her, the guy has a tree trunk swinging between his legs. I’m surprised we didn’t see it coming out of her mouth. I feel bad for the guy though, it must suck never being able to fit the second half of your dick in.

“waitress at el que pasa, her hole fam works there and she was my waitress and wore sum sexy tight jeans n i had to hit it, laid the mac down got her digits and the rest is history been trashin this pussy since sept”

Whenever I go to a Mexican restaurante all I get are the shits. I love the reciprocation here, she stuffs him full of bottomless tortilla chips and he stuffs her full of the biggest burrito she’s seen since her tio’s 50th birthday party. Hats off to him for having the gumption to ask her out in the restaurant, you just know that Danny Trejo is watching from the kitchen with those big ass chopping knives. Her family must hate him, but the size of his dick clearly must outweigh their machismo by a ton, and when a hot little latina girl wants a supersized chorizo, you can’t expect her to stick to the menu.

“My Uncle has a bunch of land up near Lake Gaston and every summer we have a huge party there, and it’s grown over the years and is something like 100 people now, family, friends, friends of friends, family of friends, old, young, etc., so there’s always a good crowd. There’s a main house and several cabins built around the property that people stay in for the party, there’s drinks, dancing, a dj, boating, games, the works. My homeboy said he had his eye on this girl (she was some friend of a friend of a friend) and told me he was gonna hook up and of course I said bullshit but then later I got this text saying to come to cabin so and so and be quiet cause he was about to hit and sure enough, straight up slaying this bitch, so i pulled my phone out. Look at that muthafucka cheesin when he sees me. Dude has a dick like a pringles can and I know to never go near any girl he’s been with, lol.”

I can smell the patchouli at this party just by looking at it. Leave it to a bunch of rich white people to throw a big lake shindig like this and think it safe enough not to check folks at the door for concealed weapons, like the friggin’ Paleolithic club this “homeboy” has swinging between his legs. Someone please let me know the special blend of weed, shrooms, and alcohol needed for this girl to look at a dick like that and say, “yeah, cool, wanna see if it can reach my lungs?!”

“So I went on a Spring Break trip earlier this year to Virginia Beach and it was supposed to be me, my girlfriend, her friend, and her friend’s boyfriend, but the friend’s boyfriend got covid and decided to stay home but his girl still wanted to go so they had a little argument and it ended up being just the three of us. Day one we check in and get fucked up on liquor, hit the beach, hit the clubs, whole time my girl is trying to convince her friend to have a threesome with us cause she thinks her boyfriend is a piece of shit (he’s just some white boy), and the friend is getting fucked up and we end up making out all three of us at the club then getting back and drinking more, flirting in the hot tub, my gf showing off my dick and her friend staring in disbelief (it’s about 12 inches), both of them playing with it (all four hands), and finally fucking the friend while my gf records. I will say this, the bitch WAS NOT PREPARED for my big ass dick. She’s sobbing in the vid but we kept checking on her and she said to keep going, but I was bottoming out at about halfway in and could tell she was struggling so I held back some while still making her forget all about her dumb covid boyfriend. She did end up splitting with her boyfriend though I am not certain if this was the cause. I was hoping to have more fun with her but she and my girl are no longer on speaking terms.”

Holy shit, there’s a point in this vid (02:55) where Captain Morgan here stands up and you get a good look at his willy and, damn, he may actually be in possession of a footlong cock, it is downright mortifying! This chic gets the life fucked out of her. Any deeper and he’d need a diving permit. This dumb bitch abandoned her boyfriend for fun and sun at spring break, and came back spring broken. Gotta wonder what led to her and the other girl falling out. Was it the fact that her relationship got ruined, or that her pussy got stretched like Gumby in a torture rack? I’d wish her the best, but I know there’s no coming back from getting her lungs punctured by the Titanic of cocks.

“met this girl at orientation for college n we had a few classes together, we both got drunk af one night and and fucked (wish i got that on camera) it was her first time with a sizeable dick n afterwards we would text n flirt but never did nothn til she had a big fight with her bf and came over, i got the dms n everything. Eventually she would be fighting wit him every other week and she would come over n get filled n stretched, i honestly think she was starting fihts wit him just as an excuse to come over n get plugged. I got expelled at the end of the school year cuz my grades but we still sext wit each other n ima make a trip out there some time soon.” 

Fellas, just remember, when you fight with your girl there are a million guys out there ready and willing to fuck her. If you’re lucky she won’t act on her impulses. If you’re not so lucky you’ll end up getting cheated on. And if you’re ridiculously unlucky, as in you stepped on more four-leaf clovers than the IRA, she’ll cheat on you with an eubonics major sporting a cock she’ll need hiking gear to get to the top of. She’s right Scott, you are an asshole. You’re an asshole for losing an absolute dime to the size wars.

“i done fucked this mexi bitch, her two sisters, her cousins, and got her mom to suck my dick, no dad in the picture or id fuck him too just to dominate the whole family. i sling 11 inches legit, aint none of these girls gone be right now, i done pushed through the cervix on every one of them, this bitch pops after about 8 inches.”

Jesus Christ dude, the good people of Mexico haven’t been fucked this hard since the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo in 1848. Every Taco Bell employee knows that a tortilla can only handle so much beef before it becomes an unmanageable mess. Abuelas would kill to know this guys secret technique for fitting an 11 inch chorizo thicker than their arms into a $0.99 soft shell taco from the old school value menu.

“this little ho is cheating on her man and i kinda want him to find out cause shes sexy and all but she been actin up these days so im just putting this out there her name is samantha n******* from austin tx but goes by sammy and her fiance is in the army right now doing AIT shit in Fort Huachuca, AZ which is a long ways from austin, his name is brandon w***** and he’s a private first class at fort huachuca, tell him i found his girl was on tinder n she said his dick was tiny”

I’ve taken the liberty to scrub the last names because, let’s face it, I’m not here to ruin lives, just to stir the pot a bit. But don’t worry, with as much porn as the average army private consumes, Brandon is bound to stumble upon this spectacle! I support our troops, so I have no sympathy for this girl getting dug out deeper than the hole they found Saddam in. Someone get a hold of Bush and tell him the real WMD was in Texas all along! This ho’s loyalty evaporated faster than water in the Arizona desert. The funny thing is, it looks like she’s fighting just as hard as Brandon will be once we ship him off to Syria to find their stargate.

“I taught English in Seoul from 2023 to this past October. I consider myself an attractive person in general, but I have a lot of features that Koreans go crazy about: tall, blue eyes, thick hair, fit, etc., so girls definitely liked me, but it was a lot harder to get a good-looking girlfriend because of the language barrier. The girls who study hard and learn English aren’t that attractive (imo), and the ones that are hot know they don’t need to study and can get by on their looks. I finally met this girl through a gym friend I had made who invited me to hang out with him and his uni friends on weekends. The first time she felt/saw my cock she almost bolted out of the room. It took a LOT of convincing to go all the way with her. Koreans have a LOT of misconceptions about sex, one being that a vagina will become loose and cavernous if you have sex with a big dick. I’m about 8.5 inches long, which is pretty big by western standards and absolutely monstrous by Korean standards. She said she had slept with only two guys before, and they were both about 11cm when hard, roughly 4.5 inches, so my dick was literally twice as big as theirs. We finally went all the way one night after she drunk 2 bottles of soju and it went about as expected, had to go super slow and not even halfway in. She said it felt way worse than losing her virginity. It was like this for a couple months. Blowjobs were a trainwreck every time because she couldn’t avoid scraping with her teeth. You’re probably asking why I stayed with her? She was super, super hot. An absolute 10/10. Korean guys would literally try to pick fights with me out of jealousy. After three months of regular sex, she was used to my size and could have fun with it. She couldn’t take it to the hilt, but she could get pretty damn close. I have 7 videos of us making out and fucking, a couple have me going super deep in doggystyle and her tapping out, they’re all really hot.”

Don’t get too excited, this guy wanted a ridiculous amount of money for the videos so all I have is this sample. Having lived in Korea, I can attest that if you want to score a quality chic, you have to put in a shit ton of work. I think we can all agree that this girl is done though, right? Like, now that she’s overcome the obstacle of training her tiny Korean pu$$y to accommodate a large white dong, there’s no way she can go back to 4.5 inch willies, right?

“she a paianist at the CIM in Ohio, i play bass drum n we often hook up but she aint talkin to me know cuz i do sleep around n she dont like that”

Had to run this through Google Translate to figure out what the hell he was trying to tell me. I guess the Cleveland Institute of Music doesn’t really have a need for English courses in their curriculum. What are those things called that you hit the bass drum with? Mallets? This guy probably just uses his dick. He’s giving her whiplash like J. K. Simmons. Mr. Holland would be proud. 

“26m here, my ex (22f) and i dated for 2 years. We were both openminded people and pretty adventurous in bed. We liked to experiment, and had gotten involved in a few threesomes and foursomes with our friends. I have a perfectly average cock, about 5.5 inches, and we had talked about what it might be like to try larger dicks as we were both curious what it would feel like for her. We got a couple of dildos and worked her way up to an 8 inch one. That’s when we decided to find someone with a real 8 inch cock because she was curious and i was high or drunk most of the time so it seemed like a good idea. We were taking a vacation to Myrtle Beach SC and thought it would be a good time. Found a black guy on craigslist who claimed he was 8 inches (this was a lie, he was bigger). He was professional and sent us copies of recent drug and blood tests and everything checked out. We met up at a bar on the boardwalk and had a few drinks before going up to our airbnb. We all stripped down and saw his cock in person, and it was definitely bigger than what we had been expecting. It looked about 2 inches longer than the 8 inch dildo we had, and it was definitely thicker. We should have stopped it there, but we were admittedly too inebriated and horny and rode with it. She later told me that having something that big inside her felt like she was getting ripped apart, but at the same time felt better than anything in the world, a mix of pain and pleasure, and she got addicted to that feeling. We had sex maybe three more times after this night, then a month later I found out she was sleeping with a black guy I had known in highschool who everyone knew had a huge cock. I can’t imagine she would have hooked up with this guy if we hadn’t taken it too far that night with the Myrtle Beach guy. It sucks but it is what it is.”

A modern-day Icarus who let his lady fly too close to the sun. This is why I don’t let my girlfriends fuck with the brothas. This cuck’s superpower of being able to accurately measure objects from sight alone were no match for the villainous BBC. I’m just amazed a black guy from Myrtle Beach managed to pass a drug test.

“my girl is bbc trained when we started dating a year ago she couldn even do half and now she take the whole footlong. stole her from some white boy her junior year they had been together since highschool, was at a party drunk af and she was grindin on me on the dance floor and felt how big it was and i got her digits and we started textin and one thing led to another, curiosity killed the pussy what i like to say”

What is it with these college girls and their absolute determination to ruin their pussies by seeking out dicks that would only look proportionate on a cave troll? Just one look at those loose flaps she calls a vagina and you can tell she’s been used by bbc for a bit now. I love how every university chic is a feminist until someone whips out a cock the size of their arm, then all that empowerment is out the fucking window. Jesus Christ.

“Did a 24 month tour in Okinawa from 2018 to 2020, had a little side squeeze off base who couldn’t get enough of my dick. In japan if the locals see you with a foreigner especially a black man then you pretty much ostracized from society cause they know once one of them little japanese pussies gets stretched out by a black dick they aint no coming back from it so its harder than people think for a black man to get laid in japan but some girls know what they getting in to and seek it out. this little ho learned over the course of a year how to take it deep n u know the saying she aint ever going back to little ricedick again”

Semper Fi brother! In 1941 Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, and while the U.S. Government may have forgiven them, I have not! It’s good to see that Imperial Japan is still paying for its crimes at the expense of their women’s elasticity. Now I understand why there’s a population decline crisis in the Far East.

“I have a video of my ex making her two subs (she was into some weird bisexual shit in college) take my 10 incher. The girls were freshmen and both 18, and really kind of messed up in the head. My ex was an asshole who loved punishing them using my dick, even though she herself couldn’t take it all the way. The girls had done something to get “in trouble”, like I said, ex was into some stupid shit and thought she was their master or something, and so their punishment was to get fucked by my big dick. I was young at the time and so fucking horny I didn’t care and would just fuck anything thrown my way, I didn’t think about how fucked up it was especially considering how tiny these girls were, and thinking back I feel kinda bad cause I fucking ruined their pussies like once a week. The pixie girl cried so hard after the first time I thought she was gonna call the police or something, she ended up becoming a lesbian, i don’t know about the second girl, and ex is still an asshole bitch who moved to spain for some god damn reason.”

Damn dude, you had me at “freshmen and both 18”, lol. Are they okay? I guess if I had my guts rearranged by one of the missing pillars from Stonehenge I’d turn into a lesbian too.

“been fucking this bitch for three months n she finally able take this dick balls deep, look at dat stomach bulge, she come over cuz i hook her up with some stank dank n i give her a discount for every inch she take”

I have to respect this man’s business acumen, exchanging inches for discounts is how the iPhone built its user base. That weed must be phenomenal if this little slag is willing to put her insides through that kind of trauma for it. The big question here is not how much bbc this girl can take, it’s why the hell is this guy chewing gum? Not even gonna ask why “bathroom” is the location of choice for a sex tape.

“I met this girl my senior year of college at Boise, she was a freshman then and an absolute firecracker. The first night we fucked her mind was blown away, and I was only able to fit half my dick in. She wasn’t a virgin or anything, she’d just never had a big dick. We never dated but we’d hook up every other weekend, even when she got a boyfriend. She’d feed him some bullshit about a girls’ night or going home for the weekend and come over to my place off campus and get the living shit fucked out of her. After graduating I moved about an hour away and thought that’d be it, but we kept in touch and she still makes the drive out here every two weeks. She’s a junior now, and she’s had a few boyfriends but still always comes to see me and my big dick on weekends. She’ll lay in bed and talk shit about them, she’s crazy like that.”

Three years with a donkey dick like that every two weeks? That’s twice a month, 24 times a year, and 72 total times of getting impaled by a cock I can only assume belongs to Thanos. Her vagina must be looser than a clown’s pants at a circus parade.

“set up cameras and a gopro to record a hot threesome with my gf and her friend, both vietnamese girls. The friend was all game until the cameras started rolling and she almost bounced, but we ended up getting slammed on vietnamese rum and she went through with it. It was her first big dick (i’m 8.5 inches) and i swear it changed her life. A little extra info after the fact: she broke up with her vietnamense boyfriend a week later and started dating some white english teacher, then broke up with him (i guess I set the bar too high) and now begs my gf for more threesomes with me (which we do about once a month). Needless to say I have renewed my visa for another year, lol.”

What exactly did this lucky bastard do in a past life to get rewarded with both a big dick AND two hot asian girls to worship it?! He save a bunch of babies from a fire? He commit his life to one of piety? Fuck me I’m envious.

Another night in Hongdae, another korean girl getting her pussy stretched to its limits by a long black cock that’s literally three times the size of the average korean’s. This poor kimchi girl is clearly in over her head, but boy does she have spirit. Big black dicks and korean bitches are probably the biggest mismatch since the Dream Team destroyed the world in the 1992 Summer Olympics. Now I see why Dennis Rodman was cozying up to Kim Jong Un a few years ago. When you already have a huge dick, pairing up with a small asian girl must make you feel like a God. I’m not sure what to feel more sorry for, her worn out pussy or her future husband when her parents marry her off to a Kia Motors microchip designer.

“I’m a 27 year old black male from Houston. I travel for my job, and I always make a point to visit nude communities wherever I travel because I’m blessed with a 10 inch python and I love to see the looks on people’s faces when they see it. It also makes it super easy to hook up with girls who will be able to handle it, and I never have to worry about them chickening out once I whip it out (has happened dozens of times before, even when I warn them in advance). On my trip to France stopped over in Cap D’Adge where nudity is allowed and it’s not a crime to fuck in public. I met a cute french girl and we hung out for the three days I was there. I have two vids for sell. One is a blowjob vid on the beach, in full view of passersby, where she sucks my bbc and gets about 6 inches of it down her throat. The 2nd is us fucking in my hotel room. She bottoms out completely at about 8 inches (it’s impressive) and when i try pushing it further she freaks out (felt her womb) and she sucks me off again.”

Do you know how mad I’d be if I was at the beach and this fucking Clydesdale was walking around swinging his dick to and fro?! A lot of wives and girlfriends were probably second-guessing their partners of choice after seeing this asshole and his baguette of a dick, at least until they saw how difficult it is to swallow him. That said, this guy wanted way too much $$$ for the second vid, but it’s on my list of things to get when I feel it’s right. 

Speaking from experience, girls in asian countries are hella easy to pick up if you’re a hung white dude, no matter how fugly or out of shape you are. Winnie the Poo and his government actively put out “scientific journals” that downplay the importance of penis size, often citing studies that show that chinese girls’ pussies are only a few inches deep at max, and therefore chinese men are the perfect and best fit for them. They’re terrified that their women will leave them for western-sized cocks, and those sexy bitches can smell that fear. It draws them to the taboo of experiencing cocks that are clearly way too big for them, like this guy’s mammoth dong. Just imagine if he shoved that venti-sized coffee tumbler all the way in!

“She is 18 and a big theatre dork, love broadway shows, off broadway, small town theatre arts, wants to be a stage actress, etc. Met her at rehearsals for The King and I, and we’ve been dating for two months. She fucking loves my cock, man. She was fascinated the first time she felt it through my pants, and it’s been nonstop fucking since. I don’t even know how she does it bro. She says she enjoys the pain. I also have a vid of her trying anal but it’s not as good as this one.”

This little bitch clearly loves his bwc, which is longer than the TKTS line at Times Square. Like a true thespian, she’s up for the challenge of taking 9 inches of dick in this personal production of “The Dong and I”. Why is it always the theater girls?

“yeah i will send the txt messages too. swiped right on this ho and had to do some convincing as u can see but we hooked up a week later and kept on for a couple months til she got a boyfrined, pussy was tight af and i may have damaged her cervix one to many times, we still in touch but she aint tryna fuck no more”

I have no sympathy for a girl who looks at a dick like that and still goes through with letting it rearrange her insides. RIP to her cervix, if it really did get damaged it could absolutely have adverse affects on any future pregnancy (likely with a white guy with a real job). Props to this guy’s negotiation skills though, while he could be using them to end the war in Ukraine, I’m glad he’s chosen instead to convince reluctant snowbunnies that black logs matter. Looks like she got her fill of BBC though, and by that I mean both in terms of the large donkey dong touching the underside of her belly button, and the fact that she’s clearly chosen self-preseverance and moved on to a  safer, less intimidating penis that won’t threaten her uterus with a premature hysterectomy.

Met this korean bitch in real life and know the dude with the bowling pin between his legs that’s fucking her (he gave me the vid). She used to hang out (2015ish) at Geckos Terrace Pub in Itaewon in Seoul with her husband. She was 5′ or 5’1″, 25 or 26 years old who said she grew up in LA and dated black guys. She would dance up on dudes in Geckos and grind them to feel how big they were, like she was a legit SIZE QUEEN, and if a guy wasn’t big she’d just move on to the next one. Her korean husband would get fucked up on shots and sit down and watch her on the dance floor and black out. I chatted with him a bit after dancing with her and he straight up told me the deal, that she would take guys home and have him film them, and that he was okay with what she did. He looked fuckin’ miserable, like as he said those words I could see he was out of it, and not in a good way. I’ll never forget him, and I hope to God he divorced and found someone to make him happy. He also bought me shots, so I’m taking his side.

No drama with this one, he wanted $100 for this vid of him fucking his chic. I said I’d give him $10 if he gave me a good rundown as well. He tried, I guess:

“k how bout 50 and wut u mean a rundown? like this my girl and we been together since covid cuz i was her next door neighbor, she said she never seen a dick as big as mine 8in she said it was tiwce as big as her previous relatshionship n look she still sturgglin“

Yes my good man, she is indeed sturgglin, as I imagine your Computer Apps teachers sturggled to convey to you the value of spellcheck. I would have pushed for more info but just didn’t want to have to translate whatever error-riddled response you’d reply with. Will you be thanking Covid-19 at your wedding for hooking you up? I imagine you knocked on her door with your dick out asking for sugar cause the local Super King required masks. All that said, nice cock bro, the Budweiser Stallions will always have a stand-in if needed.