“I was sleeping with this young woman from Pakistan for two years, best lay of my life, she would take it all the way to the hilt without complaint and she had the most beautiful body I’ve ever seen in my life. Sadly we broke up when her visa expired and her parents will not let her return.”
Fucking the hottest girl Pakistan has to offer with a cock built like a light pole makes up for how they hid Osama for all those years. When people say “Some guys have all the luck” they’re clearly referring to this son of a bitch right here. Good golly those tits.
“Hey, 11 inches here and a student at UCLA. Don’t let anyone tell you asian girls don’t like big ones because they fucking love them! I’ve never had an asian girl turn me down because of my size (can’t say the same for other girls). Plus they tend to do whatever it takes to please you, which means really pushing themselves to take as much as they possible can. 50% of the girls I hook up with are asian, and I have three more vids with more to come.”
Asian parents work hard their entire lives, dedicating every waking moment to making sure their offspring get to go to a good American university like UCLA, only for their daughters to end up on the losing end of a huge cock like this one. At least they’re better off than the sons, who wind up as incels who name themselves weird shit like “Question Mark”.
“yo you ever see a girls belly button do this? lol i must got a big dick or something haha i didnt know a footlong was a problem. btw this was a few yars back but we hooked up after every post game party even tho she had some guy back in her home town she couldnt resist the call of the big black dong, best years of my life, if id had known i would have done an onlyfnas”
I’m guessing you fulfilled your dream of becoming an astronaut and that’s why Onlyfans is off the table? This spirit squad size queen certainly fulfilled something in her uterus – a dick shouldn’t go that deep and the Good Lord knows it. Digging too deep is what got the dwarves in The Hobbit in trouble, we should all know better by now.
“#halloween2025 rolled up in a black panther suit (yeah i knew what I was doing lol) got a lot of curious looks from some fine ass girls and a lot of jealous looks from dudes, this girl thought I had just stuffed a sock down there or something asked if it was real and we vibed and danced and eventually went upstairs and hooked up. She was down af said okay to vid said okay to fuck she could not take the whole thing but she was a trooper and we’ve hooked up three times since halloween.”
Definitely in the running for “scariest costume”, but damn, just know that every single guy there fucking hated your ass. What’s her costume supposed to be anyway? Skewered cherry tomato?
“me and my girl got a few sex vids we filmed using her laptop which is shit but it is what it is. I’m about 11 inches fully hard and she takes it like a champ these days. We broke up for like three months one time and she came crawling back when she found out just how small the average dick is out there. We are both 21 btw.”
Every time this guy gets hard he must take a little damage to the brain from lack of blood flow. At this rate he’s probably got about 10 years left to live, which is enough to make sure this tig bittied hoe is ran through so thoroughly that she’ll start showing up on spelunking apps as an abandoned mineshaft. Take the $20 I sent you and buy a better laptop.
“been fucking this girl since freshmen orientation, she a full blown size queen now, she be beggin for this dick, 10 and a half inches, thicker than her wrist. She cried the first night said it felt like getting punched in the stomach lol she stretched out now though so its all good.”
If you have a huge dick and don’t go to college, you’re missing out. College girls these days seem hell bent on seeing how much dick they can fit in their pussies, bonus points if they can assuage their “white guilt” by finding a bbc.
“we fucked this girl every day after school cause she wanted weed and we had the plug. She learned to take some real nigga dick aint no going back after. oh she work at h&m in pembroke lakes mall“
Getting the bottom of your stomach punched from the inside is a hell of a trade off for some weed, no wonder she got a job.
“this bitch was crazy we were in the same grad program at Towson U and hooked up after a party one night and then became fwb bitch had cuffs and chains and toys n shit but she really just liked my 9 inch dick”
It’s getting to the point where guys aren’t going to be able to date girls who’ve been to college, and not because they’re “smart, independent women” but because they’re almost guaranteed to have had at least one run-in with a cock big enough to need a campus parking pass. Seriously, I have so many videos sent in from asshole college kids of them railing girls it’s going to take me years to sort. Cheers to that, I guess.
“made this video with my ex two years back on a trip to vegas, we were in love and she craved my big ass cock and I was her first black boyfriend but then my dumb ass did a year long stint in prison for some drug-related shit and I aint spoken to her since, just blur my face or sth”
Honestly man you should have been arrested just for having a dick that big, with an added charge of stretching that girl’s pussy out so much that 99% of guys won’t stand a chance. As for your relationship, just send her a dick pic, god knows she’s probably dying to get piped like that again.
“this goofy looking dickhead offered me $100 when i was in china to fuck his sexy young wife, bro had a real twisted bbc fetish or something but of course I took that shit but he pussied out after about a minute. bitch had this dumb look on his face like he just realized what he had done lol that bitch pussy was right but it aint right no more”
In China, “拜金女 + 绿帽龟男” means “gold-digger girlfriend + cuckold boyfriend”, and is gaining traction as a toxic relationship lifestyle choice in the ol’ Middle Kingdom. This rich little fucker definitely took it too far by having his money-worshipping girl bend over for the biggest bamboo pole that side of the Yangtze River. If she ever walks again he’d better make sure it’s to a god damn Chanel store.
“I worked for a smalltime porn company as a cameraman in the early 2000s, our main clients were in europe and mideast. We would recruit girls from the big nightclubs like mansion or liquid and our star was this hung brother from GA who would just fuck the shit out of these dumb sluts for $50 a pop. We’d give girls blow or pot or rarely maybe a $100 bill and they’d try to tame this guy’s monster dong. I have dozens of vids that were never released since the company went under. This girl actually died the next year of an overdose which makes sense most of those girls were high.”
Whenever I hear stories of Miami from back in the day I can’t wrap my mind around how anyone survived the mounds of coke and endless debauchery – and this was only at the turn of the century. I’m sure the decade before was worse, and the 80s must have really been insane. Anyway R.I.P. to the deceased girl but honestly she was probably useless after that deep dicking.
“Hello. I’m a 30yo guy with a very large penis (8.5 inches, which is a lot bigger than most people think). I have a lot of expendable income, and as a decent looking single guy one of my favorite things to do on the weekends is go on nice dates with hot girls (treat them to elegant restaurants, etc.) and then fuck them, obviously. Bonus points if they’re kinky, because I love to film. Here’s the problem: There are too many girls out there who have been lied to by their boyfriends about what an ‘inch’ is. I matched with this smoking hot Columbian chic on tinder, 19yo, we chatted, shared some spicy texts, I told her my size and she said her ex was 8 inches so she was excited to try something just a little bit bigger.
Well as you can see once my pants dropped she was a bit shocked at what 8.5 inches actually is. From what she told me, I’m estimating her ex was closer to 5 inches, not 8. It was quite a new experience for her, to say the least. This is also not the first time this has happened to me, but this is one instance I caught on video. I also have more sex tapes, but this one best encompasses what you’re looking for, though I’m happy to show you more if you’re interested.”
‘Girl Inches’ have always been a problem, so it’s good to see someone like you educating these young ladies on matters of size. Poor girl was clearly in over her head, but hey, it’s not that hard to pull out a ruler and see for yourself what eight and half inches look like – this one’s on her.
“went to thailand for a vacation to celebrate gettin out the army and let me tell you thai people are way more racist than people in america BUT its the good kind of racist like they wanna touch my skin and touch my hair and they think im a rapper -nah- and wanna know if i got a big D -yah- and its just funny tbh. Gettin my dick wet is easy its just a numbers game but in america it’s 1 in 25 in the club but in thailand it was more like 1 in 10, i went home with a diff girl EVERY night – actually this girl was two different nights and this was the second time. This girl liked sum bbc – she came back for round 2 after all – but sum of them girls were hurtin bad, couldnt take half, wanted to just play with it with hands, etc. Still amazing and going back next year for round 2.”
First off, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE and HAPPY VETERAN’S DAY! You may no longer be in the Army, but you’re clearly still conquering foreign lands and perpetuating stereotypes, so good on you! (PS: I know you were in the Army so you’re probably still riding a high from all the Penicillin, but I’d get checked just in case.)
“I dated this girl last year for 8 months when I was in college before graduating and having to move for my new job. It was an amicable breakup, no hard feelings, but she still texts me all the time (especially when she’s drunk) talking about how much she misses it and how she wants to get back together. And yeah, she’s real hot but she’s swamped with credit card debt and doesn’t ever want kids while I definitely do, so while I might hook up I don’t see myself getting back with her.”
These messages are stupidly sexy. This girl is clearly obsessed, and the guy is just like “cool, whatevs”, like he doesn’t realize that her little pussy has been forever claimed by a dick that requires extra legroom on flights.
“This video was taken on the worst day of my fucking life 15 years ago in Gangnam, Seoul at MY apartment while I was at work at a very nice contracting job for the 8th army at Yongsan. My fiance who i was going to fucking marry turned out to be a SLUT BITCH WHORE who had been cheating on me with some fucking nigger she met in King’s Club in Itaewon. I found out because I wanted to have sex one night and she was acting really weird and avoidant so I installed a fucking hidden camera and lo and behold. Of course I called off the engagement because number 1 I don’t give second chances and number 2 there won’t no FUCKING WAY I was ever gonna sleep with her after watching that FUCKING video. I nearly drank myself to death that week, quit my very nice job and moved back to the states and sent the vid to her entire FUCKING family. I am better now, I have a very nice IT job and a girlfriend, but I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER and EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT A SLUT SHE IS!”
“I dated this freshman ballet student here at the University of Utah for two months and while she might not have been learning much in classes she damned sure learned how to take my 10 inch cock all the fucking way. Take your dick and try shoving it in the neck of a beer bottle that’s about how tight she was when we started dating. We broke up because i was sleeping around and she found out but I bet she comes crawling back in a couple weeks.”
“spent a year in Chongqing teaching english and fucking girls. This one was a girl I worked with, she learned real quick what 25 centimeters converted to in inches lol. I know i got a big dick so i felt kind of bad sometimes fucking the shit out of these girls but then again, meh, China is a dirty fucking country and people just toss trash out their windows like it’s normal. The condoms are so fucking small you could fit them on your thumb (bring magnums with you), and baijiu tastes like battery acid.”
This girl’s pussy is holding on tighter than Taiwan’s holding on to its sovereignty. Chinese dudes don’t like dating girls who’ve been with foreigners, and this is why. I bet she’s still feeling that dick.
“always deal to college girls back home cause when they go to college and need a plug with quality reggie bush theres always a chance to smash. this bitch go to app state NC i had to make a 2 hour drive so it better be worth my while, she end up with $200 worth in exchange for a busted up pussy, i dont even care cause im already rolling in cash i want that kittycat. Roll up, light up, fuck it. When u got the good shit these hoes do anything rt”
At most NC colleges a white girl looks like a piece of popcorn floating in chocolate, and I guess now it’s because they all go to Appalachian State University. Seriously, do black people not know how to get over the mountain? This dumb girl is so stoned she doesn’t know what to do. The guy’s cock is punching the inside of her belly button like Canelo Alvarez. And they say weed doesn’t do any long-term damage!
“met these girls out the club man this girl had a bad breakup and her friends were like ‘yo she need to get railed by a big dick’ so i said whats up, long story short i said lemme take a video and u can send it to him and she said okay but then never followed through but we still hookup time to time.”
Girls these days are rabid. They’ll see a friend have a nasty breakup and immediately shout, “you should get back at him by fucking this hung guy from the club.” What happened to a pint of ice cream and Love Actually?
“made a sex tape for our 1 year anniversary. Got a lil high and a lil buzzed n fucked all nite with that pretty lil white girl pussy n my big black donkey dick”
Congrats to this white girl for surviving one year of a cock bigger than God ever intended her to handle. I don’t think they’ll make it to two years, but if they do I can’t wait to see what happens!
“Wild ass birthday party at airbnb and my girlfriend told this girl we both know that she could try my bbc since she never had a big D before and was recently single, she was trying to swallow it but couldnt, A for effort though. To be fair we was all high af lol.”
Welp, who wants to bet that this girl’s next boyfriend is black? It really is a great effort on her part, but some things just aren’t designed to fit down a girl’s throat. I remember when I first started ordering the footlong at Subway instead of the 6 inch, and how full I was after. If she hooks up five more times though, she’ll get a free cookie.
“Met this new girl from Latvia at the Encore nightclub she was looking fine and we vibed and i took her back to my room and gave her the biggest dickdown of her life, she was tough as nails taking my dick deep it felt like i was fuckin a balloon that shit so tight, i need to take me a trip to europe stg them girls need some real dick.”
And we all thought Stalin was God’s gift to Latvia, turns out it was just this guy and his monster cock.Years of government corruption in Eastern Europe have left the people there impoverished and malnourished. The men there have been cruelly effected as evidenced by their shrinking height and diminished penis size, leaving them ill-equipped to please their fleeing women. It’s no wonder girls like this get to the U.S. and seek out the big dick experience. Let’s just hope she doesn’t try taking the Blue Line home.
“We met at a campus event at the start of the semester and hit it off. We have the same major though somehow haven’t had any courses together. This is her first relationship with a large cock, and it is taking a bit for her to adjust but she is eager to try new things, plus I’m not an asshole, like she mentioned her last partner was on the smaller side which is fine, I’m cool with taking things slow and not expecting her to be able to take it to the hilt on day one, you know? Anyway we’re looking to start an Onlyfans or Fansly soon which she’s fine with as long as she can wear the mask, will let you know.”
Like any good American citizen, I was reading Fox News the other day and came across this article:
For fans of amateur porn, this is fantastic news! Thousands of new sex tapes are about to drop online, and even if only 5% of those involve a girl taking a large penis, that’s still a significant amount of big cock content! Fuck, I love college.
“low hung n educated rap artist, 10 inches, consistently slinging dick, college life, young n hung, i got a ton more recordings if youll pay. big d spittin fire in da dorm got dat 10 inch monster girls swarm in a storm im da king of dis campus chicks runnin to me hittin up all da ladies im da campus og, my junk so big it need its own zip code yo girls see me rollin they like d you da show struttin thru da quad wit my cargo shorts low ten inch legend everybodys talkin bout my flow im like romeo but doper wit my tank top flex college girls linin up tryna be my next i aint need no game they blowin up my cell big d’s da boss makin all dem bitches yell”
This is the kind of guy who would tape a Trojan Magnum XL to the outside of his dorm door. Dude is full of himself, but I guess these girls are too. Cringey rap lyrics are fine when your dick is big enough to get charged tuition. I’d get more vids of him, but it took 30 minutes to edit out the accompanying rap video and I’ll never get that time back.
“trump my favorite prezident u kno why? non stop protest means non stop getting my big dick wet. I stg i get laid EVERY time those yt girls get out in them streets, so I figured why not start making some vids and making some easy money like a pro. I get my nut and they get dicked down deep n good so its a win win for everyone involved. This big titty bitch in love lol made her forget all about them problems”
Portland girls have a lot of important things to protest, alright? There’s a big orange man in the White House, capitalism is at an all-time high, innocent terrorists are getting shot in Gaza, and black males are unfairly burdened with large dongs between their legs. It’s good to know she’s doing her part.
“I dated this girl for about a year after meeting on tinder and on date 1 she literally asked if I had a big penis (it’s 8.5 inches). She had been with her highschool sweetheart for three years (they broke up over distance) and apparently he was lacking (she said it was like a twinkie), and she had decided that the next guy she dated needed to be hung, had dated two other guys before finally finding me. To be honest it was a little weird that she was so fixated on penis size, but it was also sexy, I had never dated a size queen before but I guess that’s what she was. We ended up breaking up because I met someone else and I didn’t want to cheat on her so I called it off. We don’t keep in touch but I heard through the grapevine that she is back with her ex, which is wild, and I still wonder sometimes if he knows what a cock-fiend she was.”
I believe this is what is referred to as a “ho phase”. This slut got big cock curious and needed to find out what it was all about. I guarantee she has never mentioned an inch of this to her less endowed boyfriend. She probably tells him his little twinkie is perfect, and that “big ones are scary”.
“lol bra i dun even go 2 this school haha my cuz go tho n dey had a 1st party of da semester, look at me cheezin lol, bra i dun forgot her name im fr lol”
You forgot her name? Chill, it’s probably Bethany or some shit like that. She won’t forgot that cock, that’s for sure. Slut gonna spend the rest of her days comparing her boyfriends to that long dong.
“I go to a university that’s well-known for its art program, even though that’s not my major. I’m a senior and for the past two years for extra cash I’ve posed as a live model for some of the art classes, sometimes nude. The thing is my penis is 9 inches long, so it’s always great to see the various looks on peoples’ faces when I step out onto the pedestal. Typically the girls are a mix of shock, curiosity, or terror while the guys always look pissed off or embarrassed. There was one other male model but he quit after I started. There are two professors who do nude models, one is a middle aged artsy fartsy bitch and the other is a perverted older hippie dude. The lady only had me model once and never again, even though there weren’t any other available male models, but the old dude keeps having me in because I think he likes to watch the faces of the young girls who have never seen a dick this big. Anyway this one freshman girl was in the class last semester and we chatted and ended up grabbing coffee later on and have been hooking up ever since. I told her we could probably make a lot of money making vids but she’s not interested unfortunately.”
Bro if my girl took an art class and some douchebag more hung than Saddam Hussein showed up as the model I’d be fucking pissed. These art girls are used to the sight of Michelangelo’s “David” for Christ’s sake, making them focus on a dong longer than Leonardo da Vinci’s beard is going to fuck with their heads too much. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
“my teammate sends us vids of these girls he hooks up with and he be fucking the hell out them. Guy has a big one aint no denying that and he be fucking these girls UP then moving on to another after like three weeks shit WILD here, he just sent us this of a girl i swear is in my gen bio class lol pray for her”
College girls are never prepped to handle dicks like this one, and the repercussions are often major. This girl is gonna get stretched silly for a few weeks then discarded, and while this lumber-cocked stud will move on quickly she will *never* recover from this kind of pussy pounding. That dick is gonna live with her the rest of her life. Damn!
“lets just say ive had my eye on her since she started at the pool this summer and it took me some work but once i slid into those dms n sent sum pics it was all over, unfortunately she done moved back now but theirs always next summer”
That’s not how you’re supposed to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Still, good job picking up a lifeguard – those sexy hoes are always playing hard to get. I guess it helps that she probably already had her eye on you since everyone knows black people can’t swim.
“crew trip to upstate new york air bnb had a nice littel house party had some dancers over and me n my nigga ran through this sexy white escort like damn son u kno that pussy was workin overtime, im a bankhead nigga i sling thick dick all day long”
That’s a solid cock, sir, and I appreciate the video and the work you and your friend put into filming this working girl stretching herself to fit it inside of her, but I have to ask bro… is your friend gay? Dude spends an awful lot of time recording cock and balls to not be gay. It’s like that one scene from Love Actually, lol.
“They say every day is a new day you got to make of it what you can. I matched this 26 years old college girl on tinder and it was clear she just needed some stress relief and she get it every other weekend. She in training right now and up to half this dick, struggling. But she gonna take it all by the time im done.”
Thanks for the inspirational words, I guess? I get it, grad school can be tough, and sometimes you just need to take your mind off of the studies by getting your organs pushed up into your throat. We wish her the best of luck.
“Dude I went to highschool with this bitch and she was a piece of shit garbage person!!! So we’re from a small town and my friend (who sent me the vid) gf was part of the bridal party for one of her friends who also happened to be friends with this slut, who apparently spent the evening getting absolutely shitfaced, and when they had the stripper at the airbnb she was way too quick to strip down, suck his dick, and get railed. She was an asbolute cunt to me in school so it’s great to see she’s learned nothing in 3 years and is a trainwreck now, and probably riddled with STDs. Fuck you bitch I’m posting this shit everywhere!”
Dude, I don’t care if she was a cunt to you in school. She’s fucking hot. I’d be mad too, lol.
“Thanks for the purchase bro. This past weekend was move-in day for my college and I’ve already fucked this girl twice. First year I was too shy so this year I’m just letting it be known that I’m hung, playing pool in the common room and casually dropping hints like how much I make selling vids and of course some of the girls get curious so I tell them straight up that yeah, I have a 10 inch cock and most girls can’t handle it, which gets in their head and makes them want to try. This year is gonna be insane lol.”
Those are some tig ol’ bitties boy I tell you what. Give her a couple months and hopefully she’ll be able to take the full 10 inches. College is all about improving yourself, right? That’s what daddy is paying for.
“Me and this sexy lil snowbunny got a kind of relationship as in we hook up and go on dates but we dont have a label on it like bf/gf but at the same time its kind of understood n i dnot even fuck around with other girls rn but neway this month she started college about 2 hrs away so i rolled up with her on the first weekend just to give her a little sumthin to remember and make a momento to keep her company when i aint there. The good news is its only 2 hrs away so i’ll prob visit often plus she done already told me she dont even think shell ever be able to have a normal relationship with another guy cause the sex just aint wouldnt be the same after my big fat dick so i aint even worried like that.”
It actually sounds like you might be a little bit worried there bruv, but you shouldn’t be, that sledgehammer of a dick will own that pussy for the rest of her life. Like imagine this girl in Anatomy 101 looking at a diagram of a standard male organ, she’s gonna lose her shit. Marry that bitch, she won’t be any good to other guys now anyway.
“Last year I was hooking up with this freshman girl (among a few others) and she was crazy about sex and my 10 inch dick. We made some videos and even made some money, but the second time we fucked I went too deep and she practically jumped out the window off my dick and holding her stomach and she went to the hospital and they told her it was posterior fornix injury which basically meant my dick filled her up a bit too much but she was fine after two weeks and some painkillers but she framed the damn paperwork from the hospital and hung that bitch up above her bed like a badge of honor and I just thought that was the craziest damn white girl shit ill ever see. Unfortunately no I dont have that video we werent recording videos then and also no unfortunately i had to drop out of college so i dunno.”
I’m not gonna lie, that sounds like something a college girl would do. No wonder she got injured, this guy was cramming in dick like it was gonna save him on shipping.
“My family moved around a lot and I moved far away now so dont even care, but i was one of three black people in my entire school my senior year and i was fed up with a bunch of shit and sent a pic of my dick in my underwear to the senior chat and it spread like wildfire and i ended up suspended for two weeks but since i said it was an accident that was it but suddenly all the white boys hated my ass and i slept with three girls over the course of the next few months til the end of summer and these were girls who wouldnt have even looked my way otherwise including this bitch who got into duke.”
Yeah man, whenever I’m in a bad mood I just send a dick pic to my coworkers and the boss gives me a promotion. I swear some of these people wouldn’t make it if they weren’t blessed with a big cock, but they’ll easily ride through life on the blown-out backs of whites girls and be just fine. Whatever happened to only the fat chics liking bbc?
“Hey I got a dig old bick for you. I got a dick probably bigger than your fucking arm and a white bitch in love with it lol fr she’s been my ride or die since 2024. Not gon lie I was in a bad spot a few years back, runnin with a gang and had a rap and college and this girl helped me turn life around. WE both go to the same college university, I’m a sports management major now and she’s in theatre, but that’s all I can tell you. When she’s big and famous acting this gonna cost extra lol.”
Big-dicked black guy is all “I’m a sports management major” like yeah dude we know, you all are. Quit managing sports and just do porn, seriously, that thing’s a damn elephant trunk. It grew so long it couldn’t keep a normal shape. It’s like he has that disease Andre the Giant had, but just for his dick. It’s about as big as her fucking calf for Christ’s sake. Theatre girls are always sluts for huge rods — facts.
“Spring break is my favorite time of year every time I go to Ft. Lauderdale I smash pussy and its EASY I wear thin trunks and when they get wet my outline becomes very noticeable then its just sit back and let them come, their curiosity will kill their cat.”
Trust me bro, we all know about the mudshark feeding frenzy that is Ft. Lauderdale Spring Break. An STD or two must be totally worth it if it means getting to have your guts rearranged by an 11 inch pool noodle. She can count her lucky stars he isn’t making her take the whole thing, since she’s clearly in a bit over her head.
“been dating her since senior prom two years back and shes come a long way but i hit the bottom at about 6 or 7 inches and it bends my dick im like Come on gurl u got 4 more inches to go but she a trooper nocap. Guarantee my privacy and i got sum more vids.”
Bottoming out at 7? Four more to go?! Bro, this girl’s body doesn’t understand numbers that high. That’s the kind of donkey dick that filled up that dragon in Shrek. Be happy you’re able to fit half of it inside a petite thing like that. I can only assume she sprained her ankle tripping over it, like come on guy.
“i think im in trouble lol me and this incoming sophomore girl are both part of different summer programs here and we hooked up at a party and she got obsessed with my size and now we hook up almost every weekend, the thing is she got like an addiction to pain or something like a masochist, like she said she likes tattoos cause of how they hurt, and she likes my dick cause it feels like shes getting kicked in the uterus lol. i mean sometimes its sexy but sometiems i just feel weird like shes hurting herself on purpose like what? Just look at these message bruh like that’s something off right like just look at the text she send? It dont really matter cause she aint got enough titties for my liking so ima break it off once the semester start”
I’d bet my life that this edgy hoe has some serious daddy issues. She might think she likes that big dick pain now, but when she turns 25 and her doctor is telling her that her reproductive organs look like main street in downtown Gaza, she can check those text message for the receipts.
“I, 32m, went on vacation with my wife, 26f, to Madagascar and I took the attached video. I’ve always been into the swinger lifestyle since college, and I got my wife into it as well (we married after she graduated college). I always like to watch, especially when there’s a guy who’s bigger than average in the mix, the thought of her taking a penis that’s larger and longer than mine just does something to me. Well we saved up for over a year for this vacation, and wanting to treat us both I arranged for a male escort and surprised her with it on day two. I had no idea he was as big as he was, probably 12 inches long and maybe even 13, and thick like a baseball bat. My wife was NOT thrilled, and it took a ton of convincing for her to go with it, and after some day drinking with the guy at the pool we finally got it on. He fucking plowed her, and I could tell she loved it, even though she then called me an asshole and spent the rest of our hard-worked vacation complaining about how I ruined the vacation with a stupid fetish. So come on, am I really an asshole for trying to give us both a memorable experience?
Edit to add – Yes, we are still together. No, she was fine. No, she didn’t develop feelings for the guy and spend the vacation with him, he was a one-day arrangement. It was Villa Ilo Majunga in Mahajanga.”
I found this 3 year post on a dead subreddit and was intrigued. The video was long gone, the account was dormant, but searching the screenname I found this guy through another forum, reached out and voilĂ , here it is! Through whatever means ($$$, you know it had to be $$$, right?) this cuck (not a swinger) managed to put a ring on this fine young lady, then ruined it by introducing her to Madagascar’s biggest lumber export around. I’m honestly surprised she didn’t die. Way to go, dude.
“this white girl was working at american eagle in the mall in montgomery and i was like damn she’s fine as hell and got her digits and we hung out and vibed and hooked up, she says im three times bigger than her ex and she still struggle to take it deep but we hook up everytime i visit montgomery like once a month”
They grow them different in Alabama, that’s for sure. Thank the Good Lord God that DEI is on its way out the door, but there’s a large population of girls aged 18 to 23 who’ve already been indoctrinated hard via the education system who are more than willing to wreck their vaginas for a big black donkey dick. As always, thanks Obama.
“A few years back I worked for a pretty big international company that sent me to Phnom Penh to help with a project. I was there for two years, with a little back and forth to the states. One of my Cambodian coworkers on the project was a guy around 25 years old who was a big fan of American baseball, so we hit it off and would often grab a meal and drinks after work. He would often call his wife out to join us after he got a little drunk, and we would all hang out and eventually his wife and I would have to help him back to their apartment since he couldn’t handle his alcohol well. Naturally his wife and I got close, and eventually started hooking up, with her coming back to my place for a bit after he would pass out after taking him home. My penis is quite big by American standards, as I’m usually the biggest guy in the gym, but it’s an absolute monster by Cambodian standards, so needless to say she struggled quite a bit with it. BUT, she was always determined to please, and kept coming back for more. Chan never found out, the project concluded, and now I have a nice little keepsake of my time in Asia.”
There’s a lesson somewhere here in moderation. In this case, the man’s excessive drinking led to his wife’s excessive dicking, and I do mean *excessive*. Poor Mr. Chan just wanted to talk baseball like that old man in Sandlot, he didn’t want a member of the Boston Big Cox giving her the ol’ 7th inning stretch.
“Doing pre-season camp at UNCP and there’s a tackle who will be a senior this year who is always talking about how many girls he’s fucked, which he claims is over 100. Now I have a very respectable sized penis, but this guy is truly blessed. He says it’s 11 inches erect but it’s kind of hard to fathom when you see it in the locker room flaccid and it’s already bigger than the other guys’ dicks. Anyways he’s a chill guy, talks about how he’s had something like 20 STDs in his life (nothing permanent), cracks us up, but he has several videos on his phone of him fucking girls, some of whom I even recognize from campus, that he’ll scroll through and show us. He says he’s fucked 90% of the cheer squad, which sucks because they’re all kinda hot and I’ve had my eye on a couple I was going to ask out but now it’s like I don’t want to if they’ve fucked this guy. Guy has like 100% confidence and will literally hit on every girl he talks to. The attached vid is the one he sent to our group chat of him fucking a sophomore cheerleader from last year who I will not name.”
Bro, is it too late to change teams? I’m glad he’s a chill guy and all, but you’ve got to be worried that any girl you get with on campus from here on has had that rolled-up newspaper cock stuffing their holes. Unfortunately, cheerleading has become a pipeline for girls to get their cunts ruined by hung sports players, especially girls from small hometowns who get into cheerleading because it’s practically the only extracurricular activity offered for chics when they’re young. Hell, it’s been happening since I was in college 20 years ago. Have a daughter? Don’t let her cheer.
“my nigga got a footlong dick n a fine ass bitch make me jealous. At a party he said he bout 2 go upstairs n fuck i said aint no way she handle that shit so how tf you even manage cause she a little thing he said on god she gonna take that dick n we was buzzn sumthin good i said prove it now im not gay far from it i just know how big that mf is he pulled out a tape measure once n whipped it out i said i just gottta see it to believe it he said bet n sho’ nuff now i know why she always clinging on his arm n let him get away with shit cuz i saw in her eyes she was HOOKED”
And folks say there’s no such thing as too big. You just know her insides are getting wrecked by that long fat cock. She’s holding on for dear life, and who can blame her.
“Met this hot asian girl at drake underground in toronto i think she said she was chinese but we ended up back at my hotel and she got the biggest dicking of her entire life. Before anyone comes at me I warned her in advanve that in my case the stereotype is true 10 inches worth and she said she was down but boyyyyyyyyyy bitch was hurtin lol, tightest ass pussy i ever fucked, kept hittin that bottom, look at her hold her shit at the end making sure it still in one piece (it wont). STG she had a boyfriend too cause mf kept calling and texting and some white boy face would pop up on the screen. Got her number afterward but it was a fake or she gave it to me wrong so thats that.”
Damn, someone let Xi Jinping know that Team China has lost another one. As Mike Tyson said, “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the cervix.” You can see the moments where she’s got “I’ve fucked up” written all over her face. Every girl gets a little curious about what it might be like to fuck a Pringles can, but only a few are brave enough to try it out, so kudos for this chic.
“i was hooking up with this girl at college for a year, fwb, once every week or two weeks. She just liked a big dick sometimes I guess bro like she fucking loved it. Like I hung out with her friends once and they was like so you the guy who sent her to the hospital and I was like what? Turns out she had got a cervical contusion second time we hooked up and went to the hospital for abdominal pains and hadnt even mentioned it to me she was like it was no big deal I just want that huge dick so yeah we kept hooking up. She, not me, wanted to make this video to keep for herself. We both recently graduated and she text me sometimes asking for a dick pic and I’ll send her one but she’s in the UK for some program now and dont know if we’ll ever get the chance again.”
Holy hell, this girl can take some dick! She’s riding the hell out of that monster dong and enjoying every moment, cervix be damned. Gotta wonder how she’s getting by in the good ol’ United Kingdom…
Jesus Christ, that pussy could double as the poster pic for Subway’s new sweet chili teriyaki roast beef sandwich. You can tell she’s been getting dug out by that big black hog ever since her English Lit 101 professor convinced her that fucking Detroit Lions linebackers was the most effective way to get back at her dad for voting Trump. The pink hair tells you everything you need to know about how she ended up on all fours with a future astronaut behind her doing his darndest to push that large, unwieldly slab of cockmeat into her uterus. She might come around some day, but that pussy doesn’t have a chance in hell.
