In the army we call this guy a “Jody”. A Jody is the guy who’s fucking your girl six ways til sunday while you’re overseas fighting the good fight against your First Sergeant, who ensures your E2 ranked ass there’s no way to bring your high school sweetheart over and to just suck it up for a year. This poor Private Second Class sent me this vid for free in a fit of rage. Unfortunately in his case, Jody was a 6 foot 9 inch (two separate measurements) walking spokesman for Magnum XXXL condoms. There’s a 60-80% chance that one partner or the other will cheat in an overseas military relationship, so as Lyfe Jennings would say, “Statistics!”

Here we go again – some white dude chokes out a drug-addled Michael Jackson impersonator on the subway in NY, gets acquitted, and all hell breaks loose with protests! The upside is that all the white soy boys that show up make it all too easy for Darius or Jarnell or Chauncey to roll up, drop a few BLM slogans, and slip away with a dumb yt girl who thinks she’s about to change the world. Sure she can talk the talk in Washington Square Park, but she ain’t saying nothing with a thick black dick shoved halfway down her throat. I’m gonna assume she goes to NYU, and this was her Diversity Equity & Inclusion professor’s assignment for extra credit. Daniel Penny, this ones on you!

“To Whom it may Concern, My wife and I married when we were 18 (i know, stupid), and after a few years things got stale and we realized we probably should have explored other partners before tying the knot. We talked it over and decided to bring in some outsiders to spice things up. I tried finding a third lady to join us but couldn’t, and ultimately we shelled out $300 for an expensive escort and it was ultimately a disappointing experience. Then, we looked on craigslist for a male third and found this guy who claimed to have a footlong penis, which I thought was a bit absurd. We saw pics and it did look big, but I figured it was just trick angles. We agreed on a price and got a cheap motel room outside Atlanta. I wanted to film it and he charged an extra $50, which was fine. When he took off his pants we were both shocked, it really was a foot long, or at least close! My wife was extremely hesitant, but was ultimately convinced after 30 minutes of talking and about half a litre of vodka. Anyway, we went through with it, and i don’t know if it was the pain or what, but it fucked her up in the head and me too. For what it’s worth, I have a respectable sized penis, quite average at around 5 or 6 inches, no complaints. We ended up splitting up a few months later, and last I heard she got knocked up by some different n*gger in Charleston. All in all it’s for the best, I’ve moved on and have a happy sex life with my new fiance, no outsiders. I’m sending you this because I have the video still, and I’ll sell it for $50. Reply if interested.”

This stupid cuck wrote the book on “How to Lose your Wife in 12 Inches”. I’ll need about 6 shots of vodka myself after watching this train wreck.
To the former husband and his “respectable sized penis”, thank you for the video (I talked him down to $30).
To the former wife, 😦😬😂
And to the escaped mandingo who split this girl open like a watermelon, the plantation owner from Django Unchained is looking for you.

“i set this up in the breakroom at work where we fuck afterhours, just blur our faces please”

I love it when a taco comes stuffed with extra meat, it always makes my day a little brighter at Chipotle Mexican Grill. The little gordita in this video is clearly a fan of the black bean burrito special, extra large with diablo sauce. So she likes a little third leg during third shift, who’s to blame her? I can only assume the bananas are there for scale. Where the fuck are you guys, anyway? Donkey Kong’s Banana Hoard?
Oh, and I didn’t pay $$$ to have to blur shit, so tell her abuela sorry for me 😉

“this bitch gotta bf 4 hrs away at that scad college n she be comin over to my place every few days to smoke, we met at her job, bitch clearly aint used to my big ass dick so i assuming he got a small one”

Someone let Jaquarius know that, in general, girls aren’t used to salami sticks long enough to do a pull up on. Someone please also let this girl’s college-educated significant other know that in his absence his highschool sweetheart is hooking up with someone who has a landing strip where his penis should be. And boy is she struggling. The amount of licks it takes for her to not even reach the center of his tootsie roll pop would have Mr. Owl rolling over in his grave.

This is what happens when the high school star offensive lineman gets drafted by the Jacksonville Jaguars and leaves her and every other girl in town with nothing left to fill their stretched and ruined kitties. Imagine swiping right on this girl and heading over to Netflix & Chill, only to discover a $5 footlong sub standing upright on the toilet seat. Subway wasn’t the first time Jared got himself into smaller pants, and this clearly isn’t her first rodeo with a cock as thick as a baseball bat. In fact, “Home, Run” is the precise thought that will pop into any of her boyfriend’s minds once they discover she’s been hollowed out by an oil rig’s missing drill pipe. 

This dumb 18yo high school grad thought she could play it safe with a white boyfriend who looks like a model for Nintendo Power magazine. She definitely wasn’t banking on him whipping out an 8 incher and giving her the ol’ one-two punch to the womb. Her face when he plunges it deep in doggystyle should be turned into a portrait and replace the George Washington on every dollar this airbnb owner makes. At least now she knows what her parents meant when they told her that life gets hard after high school!

Don’t you love the feeling you get watching your girlfriend of two years getting dug so deep it awakens a balrog? No? Me neither. But for some god-only-knows reason this dumb fuck gets off on recording his sweetheart fucking a dude who’s packing more meat than a butcher on black friday. I wish their relationship the best, but… well, you know.

There’s a saying in Korea, “if she smokes she pokes”, because if a girl is bold enough to smoke in public, she clearly don’t give a fuck and will definitely hook up with a foreigner. Another big giveaway? Tattoos. And this bitch has plenty of em’. Unfortunately for the good people of Korea, the great kimchi god ordained long ago that the smaller their men’s penises, the more phones they would eventually sell, and the fact that this poor progressive korean girl has to stretch her pussy to its limits to accommodate just half of this big white cock will give her plenty of motivation to sign up for the next Squid Game. (That, or have to explain to her future husband why her pussy feels like it’s been impeached by a baseball bat.)

“Snagged this exchange student on DAY ONE on campus she was a sucka for da game n the first thing she said was “i like hip hop, black culture things” and i know it was over. Had her suckn my big black cock by the end of the week n you could tell she aint ever had nothin like it, bitch was strugglin’ fr n first time we fucked someone called teh damn campus police cuz she never been split like that. took this vid halfway through semester and at the end she left and i never heard from her again”

I’ve seen the demographics, there are definitely no black dicks in Belarus. I bet she had some stories to tell upon her return that would have Putin shaking in his boots! I guess the allure of a big black cock stretches as far and wide as this girl’s pussy did.

“Met this girl my senior year at college (WCU) when she was a sophomore. She immediately fell in love with the size of my dick, she literally became obsessed with it and was always bragging about it to her friends and saying shit like “Oh I’m sure your 6 inch boyfriends are fine but you don’t know what it’s like to have to deal with 9 inches”. The guys in our group hated her since she was always looking for reasons to bring it up. She sent her ex (they had dated freshman year) a pic of it next to a ruler for no fuckin reason and it blew up and almost got me expelled my senior year but it got sorted out. Her girl friends were all curious since she always talked about it and I ended up sleeping with three of them throughout the year. She eventually found out about it and still wanted to be with me! Like she was literally addicted to my huge cock. I broke up with her when I graduated and we still hook up when I’m in town, even when she’s dating people. Oh and the boyfriend of one of her friends that i fucked found out and got so depressed he dropped out! Fuckin miss college.“

You give someone an inch and they’ll take a mile. With girls like this, you give them 9 inches and it becomes their whole damn personality! Unfortunately for any future partner of hers, she’s never going to be able to let go of the big dick experience, she’s in way too deep.

these korean girls don’t know about anything over the 4 inch mark (10cm on their rulers) so it’s no wonder they struggle with a thick dick like this, but hey, at least they get temporary access to the PX in Yongsan! IF they take it deep enough they might get treated to dinner at the Dragon Hill Lodge lol 

It’s early summer 2020, the BLM movement is in full effect and the CHAZ has popped up in Seattle where all the lil snowbunnies are coming in to show their support for BLM. These two snagged this dumb lil bitch and got some reparations out of it.

“I knew this girl in college who tried to start a onlyfans or one of those sites and someone was like “you should fuck Trey” cause Trey was the guy in our friend group who was known to have a big 🍆 and as soon as they filmed it Trey passed that shit around to all of us and she ended up taking her site down.”

Hey, I get it, girls these days see headlines about hoes quitting their jobs and starting an Onlyfans and suddenly getting loaded with cash. If I were a young, hot college girl, I too might attempt such an endeavor. The sad thing is she might have made it. Follow your dreams, kids.

Welcome to the start of the collection, where I’ll be posting various homemade and amateur clips of big dicks and the hot girls who struggle to take them on! These have all been sent to me personally through one means or another. Starting out at number 001 is this dumb slut who I just so happen to have known back in the day. How do I know she was dumb? History class. Let’s all hope that cervix healed!